分手短信怎么寫
It's a cold way to give someone the heave-ho but it's becoming all the more common - and as 2014 gets underway it seems many people are clearing the decks and starting afresh.
說分手總是有點(diǎn)殘忍，不過現(xiàn)在也變得越來越普遍了。2014來了，許多人也打算要揮別過去重新開始了。
Here are some of the most popular texts we've seen on Twitter, but what would you send?
下面就是我們搜羅的推特上最流行的分手短信。如果是你，你會寫些什么呢？
"It's Not You It's Me."
“不是你的問題，是我的問題?！?/div>
(標(biāo)準(zhǔn)分手開場白啊……)
"I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years."
“我相信你一定見過我的新女友了，她可是你八年來最好的朋友?！?/div>
(這個也太不厚道了！)
"My hamster just passed away, I just need some space right now."
"我養(yǎng)的倉鼠剛剛?cè)ナ懒?，所以我現(xiàn)在需要一點(diǎn)空間。"
(這倉鼠和唐伯虎家的小強(qiáng)有得一拼！)
"The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you."
“這世上只有一件事情比單身一人更糟糕，那就是和你在一起?！?/div>
(這個忒狠了點(diǎn)吧？多傷人自尊啊？)
"Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you? No? Think about it, have a great life."
“我最近有沒有跟你說過我有多愛你？沒有吧？想想這是為什么。記得要好好活下去?！?/div>
(這是反轉(zhuǎn)劇嗎？)
"My new years resolution is to get an upgrade in everything. So..."
“我的新年計(jì)劃就是一切都要重新升級，所以……”
(一切盡在不言中……)
"My husband just got back from jail."
“我老公馬上就要出獄了?！?/div>
(這是哪個大哥的女人吧？)
"You're not Canadian. This isn't going to work out."
“你不是加拿大人，所以一切都玩完了。”
(這句是萬能句式啊，只要改個國籍就成。)
"...So you wanna tell me about your 7 kids?"
“所以，你想跟我聊你的七個孩子是嗎？”
(七個孩紙？這是在演白雪公主和七個小矮人嗎？)
"We need to talk... "
“我們談一談吧?！?/div>
(先抑后揚(yáng)的句式，后面一般都是上面第一句話“不是你的問題，是我的問題?！?
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